*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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Lady Gaga is SUCH a Flop…..

2009:

- Lady Gaga became the first artist to reach the 4 million mark in digital downloads with two songs.

- Poker Face became the most downloaded song ever in the UK chart history.

- Lady Gaga became the first artist in the history of the Billboard’s Pop Songs chart to score four chart topping hits from a debut album.

- Lady Gaga became the first female artist in British chart history to score three number one singles in a single year.

2010:

- Lady Gaga became the first artist in the history of the Billboard’s Pop Songs to send their first five singles to number one.

- Bad Romance sets the record for most weekly plays, registered in the history of the Billboard’s Pop Songs chart, with 10,859 plays.

- Lady Gaga is named the Top Fashion Buzzword by the Global Language monitor. This is the first time that a person has topped the list. 

- Lady Gaga became the first artist in history to top the 5 million mark in digital downloads with both of their first singles.

- Lady Gaga became the first artist in history to have their videos combined, reach the one billion views mark on YouTube.

- Lady Gaga became the first artist in the history of the Billboard’s Pop Songs to send their first six singles to number one

- April 2010: The music video for Bad Romance becomes the most viewed video on YouTube.

- Telephone became the first all-female collaboration song to top two million downloads.

- Lady Gaga became the first person to have seven top ten hits off of a single album.

- Lady Gaga became the first artist to reach the 4 million mark in digital downloads with three songs.

- Lady Gaga became the first living person to reach 10 million fans on Facebook.

- Lady Gaga’s The Fame became the top-selling album in digital history.

- Lady Gaga brought in the largest crowd to The Today Show in record history.

- Lady Gaga was nominated for thirteen MTV Video Music Awards, more than any other artist in one year.

- August 2010: Lady Gaga became the world’s most followed person on Twitter.

- Lady Gaga became the first person to hold the top 3 positions on the Billboard Dance/Electronic Albums chart.

- Lady Gaga’s 2008 single, Poker Face, re-entered the Australian singles chart, at No. 92, becoming the first song in history to spend 100 weeks in the top 100.

- Lady Gaga won 8 Moonmen at the MTV Video Music Awards, the most won by any solo female in one night.

- Lady Gaga is the first artist to have two music videos nominated for “Video of the Year” during the MTV Video Music Awards.

- The Fame became the album with the longest run on the London Albums Chart, with 154 consecutive weeks in the Top 75.

- Lady Gaga became the most searched female on the internet. (2011 Guiness World Record)

- Lady Gaga became the first person to reach one billion views in total on Youtube.

- Lady Gaga tied with Michael Jackson as the most searched celebrities on the search engine, Google. They both received roughly 151,000,000 searches in 2010.

- October 2010: Lady Gaga was named the “Queen of UK Radio” for being the most played artist in the past year with over 275,000 plays.

- Lady Gaga became the first to reach 7,000,000 followers on Twitter.

- Lady Gaga became the first to have seven multi-platinum singles in the digital age.

2011:

- ”Born This Way” became the quickest selling single on US iTunes, reaching number one within three hours of release. (February 11, 2011)

- ”Born This Way” had the highest first day radio plays, with 1,838. (February 11, 2011)

- ”Born This Way” had the highest first day radio impressions, with 25 million with a total of 2,500 plays from all formats. (February 11, 2011)

- ”Born This Way” became the first track to top all 23 iTunes charts ‘simultaneously’. (February 12, 2011)

- “Born This Way” has the fourth highest debut on the Hot 100 Airplay chart at #6

- “Born This Way” has the second highest debut on the Mainstream Top 40 (Pop Songs) chart at # 14

- ”Just Dance” became the first song by a female artist to have sold six million digital downloads. (February 18, 2011)

- ”Born This Way” became fastest single to sell a million downloads on iTunes, by accomplishing this feat in five days. (February 16, 2011 - Guinness World Records)

- ”Born This Way” became the 19th song to debut at number one on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 and became the 1000th Hot 100 number one single. (February 26, 2011)

- “Born This Way” become the longest running number one debut on the Hot 100 with 6 consecutive weeks since 1997 when Elton John’s “Candle In The Wind/Something About The Way You Look Tonight” held for 14 weeks.

- Lady Gaga had the biggest debut by a female artist by selling 450,000 downloads of “Born This Way”. (February 26, 2011)

- ”Born This Way” debuted on Billboard’s Pop Songs radio chart at number fourteen, receiving over 4,600 plays, which is the highest detections total by a debuting title in the chart’s eighteen year history. (February 26, 2011)

Lady Gaga becomes the third person and one of only two females to top the Japan Hot 100 Chart who are not Japanese. The feat was later accomplished again by The Wanted. (1 of 4) 

- Born This Way attained the highest first day album sales in history, with 524,000. The previous record holder was Britney Spears with 500,000. (May 23, 2011)

- Born This Way became the first the Fastest selling US digital album selling 1.1 million copies in its first week. (2012 Guinness World Records)

- Lady Gaga became the world’s most followed person on Twitter has amassed over 10,131,629 followers. (May 18, 2011 - 2012 Guinness World Records)

- Lady Gaga became the world’s most followed person on Twitter has amassed over 11,259,372 followers. (June 29, 2011 - 2012 Guinness World Records)

Highest grossing tour ever by a debut headlining artist ($227 million gross for The Monster Ball Tour)

Bad Romance voted as the video of the decade by Billboard

Lady Gaga gained ten number-one hits on Hot Dance Club Songs faster than any other artist in history

Lady Gaga sets the highest record for most weeks on the Billboard Dance/Electronic Albums chart, charting 106 weeks at the top position (2 years and 1 month).

2012:

Received the most consecutive nominations for the GRAMMY’s Album Of The Year since the Beatles

Her debut perfume FAME became the 2nd fastest-selling celebrity fragrance ever after Coco Chanel, selling 6 million bottles in just one week

19 species of fern named after Lady Gaga

2013:

Voted as TIME’s 2nd most influential icon of the last 10 years

Named as TIME’s Most Influential Entertainer of the last 10 years

First female artist from the US to have a 7x platinum single (Poker Face)

Gaga named as the top-earning celebrity under 30 years old by Forbes 

- “Applause” has the fifth highest debut on the Mainstream Top 40 (Pop Songs) Chart at #19

ARTPOP hit #1 in 52 countries on iTunes via pre-order, the most at that time

2014:

Became the first female artist in Gold & Platinum Program history to earn a Digital Diamond Award by RIAA

Other:

- Lady Gaga is tied in third place with Justin Timberlake  for most number one singles on the Mainstream Top 40 (Pop Songs) chart with seven number ones.

- Lady Gaga is currently tied for tenth place with Whitney Houston for most number one singles on the Hot Dance Club Songs Chart with 13 number ones.

- Lady Gaga is in fifth place for most accumulated Dance/Mix Show Airplay singles with 12 singles charting.

"Poker Face" by Lady Gaga holds the record for the most consecutive weeks at number one on the Dance/Mix Show Airplay Chart with with 15 weeks.

- “Poker Face” by Lady Gaga has logged the fifth most weeks on the Canadian Hot 100 with 9 weeks at number 1.

- “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga is the ninth song to debut at number 1 on the Canadian Hot 100.

- Lady Gaga is in fourth place for most number one hits on the Canadian Hot 100 with 4 number ones.

 

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josh-monster-lover:

pawsdownlittlemonsters

Nobody cares about your ‘8 notes posts’,
nobody needs your negativity or criticism.

We know Gaga is not Madonna
They are different artists, different icons,
boundary pushers, game changers…
WE GET IT!
Your “facts” and “numbers” are so insignificant!
You simply…

quazza:

what if bodies just had random errors like computers do

you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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